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Friday, 11 June 2010

RE: 50 things I hate

In response to my friends recent blogs and my today in which nothing happened except I watched educational programs all day, I too have decided to write (cough-copy-cough) a list similar to my best friend!

Hence I present to thee, the 50 things I despise!

1. People who think they know absolutely everything, when actually they know shit all, especially when they boast about it all the time.
2. When I'm in bed and all I can hear is people making loud noises.
3. Being told to revise, 24/7 even when I already am. It's so disheartening.
4. Apple Macs/Macbooks & the people who own them. Oh you own a Macbook? Well Lah-dee-FUCKING-dah!
5. The Sea.
6. Noticing I've gained weight.
7. Running out of credit whilst I'm texting people in a conversation.
8. Letting people down after assuring them you wouldn't.
9. Not having a perfectly symmetrical body.
10. Getting skin blemishes even though I wash my face everyday.
11. Not being able to find my bus-pass before I get onto the bus and holding it up while the driver stares at me.
12. Crossing the road; I run across every-time at zebra crossings as I don't want to hold up cars.
13. Looking in the mirror and liking it, then taking a picture of myself and it looking freakishly horrible.
14. Loosing/misplacing absolutely anything, and then worrying about it mercilessly till I find it again.
15. Having an object I own graffitied on or marked by pen.
16. Insects & Arachnids & Fish & Reptiles, in fact anything except Mammals and Birds.
17. Going through a day with my phone turned off, turning it on and having loads of texts I haven't read yet.
18. Enjoying a game only to realise I've been playing it for 10 hours, and that's completely wasted time.
19. Sleeping in too late and realised I've wasted half the day (also I tend to feel like shit when I sleep too long).
20. Being nice to people, only getting shit back, continuing to be nice to them cause that's just what kind of person I am.
21. The ending of a TV series and me realising I'll never live in that kind of World, I can only dream.
22. People moving the things in my room, so I have to place everything in the EXACT order it was moved. (Also people lying about moving things - Don't think I can't tell)
23. Trying to explain something, people bashing me whilst I'm doing it and therefore getting too nervous to actually think about what I'm saying properly and therefore blathering.
24. People not accepting the way I choose to live because it's not how they live, and therefore they can't understand it.
25. Being let down by people.
26. Sports.
27. People who suddenly turn nasty for no reason.
28. People who know nothing about something, completely taking the mick out of it.
29. Popular douche bags.
30. People who drink alcohol just for the sake of it, and assume it's the coolest thing ever.
31. People who get 8 A*'s and one B who cry over the B. Get a life.
32. Talking to someone casually and then they just tell you to "SHUT THE FUCK UP", because suddenly they've got a problem that makes you a nuisance. "Sorry, I'll just take your bullshit cause you have a little fucking problem!"
33. People who borrow stuff then lose/break it and don't tell you.
34. Hearing something you really don't want to hear, laying there for an hour in bed because you can't get the shock of it out of your mind.
35. People you love intentionally hurting you.
36. Headteachers who only give awards and recognition to people who play Sports and never taking an interest in anyone else unless they win something.
37. Being told I'm wrong by people who just join a conversation when they hear a particular word.
38. Self proclaimed geniuses, the smartest person I know is also the most modest.
39. People who take a good cause and corrupt it.
40. Being told I can't achieve something.
41. Elderly people who give you stares and mutter rude things about you because you're from a younger generation.
42. People who don't listen. If I say No, it means fucking NO. Don't keep asking.
43. People who don't listen, and just fuck with your stuff by mucking everything up.
44. Programs about fat people who want to lose weight, get on a fucking treadmill and stop complaining, you still have better live than most of the World you fucktard.
45. Materialist people.
46. People who pierce their babies/toddlers ears. Especially if they're boys.
47. People who generally don't give a shit about anything, but complain about everything.
48. People who turn round and blame everyone else for the shit in their life, when in fact it's their own fault and always has been.
49. The fact no one really wants me.
50. People who only consider themselves.

Thanks for Reading~ Panda Man xox

Linkage:
My friend's 50 things she hates

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