Today I went to see my Grandparents! Something I don't do enough, but since they live quite a few miles away it's hard to go visit them all the time, but whenever I do I stop down on a Saturday for fish and chips :P yum (except I have a cheeseburger as well as small portion of cod)
So anyhow then we got down to speaking and my Grandad started talking and he's honestly the most awesome Grandad in the World, what he said today still glued firmly to my head, "I may be 78 years old, but even I could tell this Government a thing or two," he went on to say how he hated Labour but then again even though he voted conservative he isn't one, he's independant rly but all the independant parties are shit. Also he wants to be Prime Minister!
As well as that I helped my Grandad out by carrying his 40 kilos bag of nuts from his Car to his Shed, why would one man need that many nuts! Answer, to feed the awesome bluetits in his garden oh yeaaah.
But the squirrels have been getting at them and disturbing the birds, we didn't even get bluetits nesting in his birdbox, so my Grandad decided enough was enough!
He is the most kindhearted old man ever but even he can only take so many plants being destroyed, and nuts being stolen. He's gone to War with these vermin and is now laying traps.
But don't worry! He doesn't snap their neck or cut their heads off, he just dumps them into his water barrel till they peacefully die, then he fishes them out and feeds them to the Foxes, my Grandad is a person who understands the importance of nature and it's cycles, but since Grey Squirrels are unnatural to this land they have to go.
(Apparantly in Cumbria they killed all the grey squirrels, now only red squirrels live there? true fact)
I reckon since it's legal people should just kill them all the time, but that's just me...
Anywho then I was like YO G-DAD BOX ME A WATCH PLZ LOL.
and he was like HAR U GO but the watch was all scratched cause he'd been working with it for a long time, so I was like 'can I see the pocket watches plz?' and he was like 'yherrrr' and basically he's got one that's gold plated but the plating has worn down over the years, so he's going to take the watch and a silver chain and get them both replated gold and give it to me when I'm like 18 :3
COOL STORY BRO!
Anywho yeah that's pretty cool, and then I asked him about if I could use his workshop and he said can I help him with refilling the bird thing with peanuts. We both said yes.
I accidently cut myself with the stanley knife (SORRY KATY) but it wern't that bad and we got the job done (y)
At that point we had to go cause mah mum wanted to get the shopping from the shopping dude who delivers to our house yeah, dead posh right ;D
So yeah my mum was like ONOES BUT DAVID WANTED PRESENTS (david is my youngest brother, I am the eldest) so I was like, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE HIM, so lyk den we went to greggs cause I was hungry, and then we went HMV spent like 1 hour 30 just BROWSING trying to find the best of all the dvd's which also were reasonabally priced and so then we went game and he got 2 pretty sweet pc games.
We got on a bus and went home and I saw katy had texted me an hour ago and I was like Oh shit! Now I am a bad friend ):
And yeah I'll list what I bought:
£1 Chocklit
£10.99 Caprica (like a battlestar galactica spinoff)
£8 Something something dark side (family guy)
£5 Blue harvest (family guy)
£5 Public Enemies (johnny depp lol)
£5 Outlander
Total = £25 (saved £5 by returning something)
I also got £5 of gregg for our dinner and £5 for a letter opener!
That was my day hope you enjoyyyed ittt. ~ Panda Man xox
LINKAGE:
Some weird song from a film by The Who (imagine rocky horrow picture show!)
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