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Wednesday, 9 June 2010

Yar Har Fiddle-dee-dee - Being a pirate is alright with Me!

H'wat will we do with the drunken sailor, h'wat do will do with the drunken sailor?
H'WAT WILL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR EARL'EH IN THE MORNING!

(Hey-ho and up she rises! Hey-ho and up she rises! Hey-ho and up she rises, early in the morning!)

Well isn't today a lovely day (bar the weather which is just clouds and grey-ness), as I've finished all my exams! :D
Chemistry 1 & 2 were difficult but I think I did well,
Biology 1 & 2 was piss, as well as Maths 1, Mech 1 and Physics 1,
Now we come to the bastards D: Physics 2 and Maths 2, jeez and they put them on the same day!

Oh well what can you do?
One thing sucks, bad teachers and before people start moaning it's not the teachers fault, then what the fuck are they payed for if not teaching. I'll admit I haven't done anything but that's cause by the end of the year when you actually realise you still know nothing it's pointless to complain unless you get the same teacher next year >_> still ghey though.

So yeah, school today we didn't actually do much except sit around and revise and talk. We found out the backstory of Mr. Hobbles the caretaker (he hobbles), turns out Jack Outram broke his leg when Mr. Hobble was trying to rape him!
In the end Mr Hobble caught up and raped that fool. Also Jack liked it, so not only did he break Mr Hobbles leg, but he did it for no reason!
Also when Jack got raped it make him left handed, unlike me who is genetically left handed.

ALSO WE SAW MR HOBBLE RIDING A BIKE, HOW COMES HE CAN RIDE A BIKE FINE BUT HE HOBBLES WHEN HE WALKS.
A question not even Stephen Hawkings can answer, Mr Hobble was going really slow, but I told Aman that's because if he speeds up too much his hobbling kicks in and he starts circling in circles!

All of this is completely true.
My friends also talked about anuses, at that point I zoned out of the conversation.

I hope I get good grades, I do want to be a Doctor so much, I can already parcially heal people by willing it! (It always works)
On a serious note, fuck me being a Doctor is going to be hard.
Mr Mcartin (my form tutor) came to me and asked me if I'd completed my Red Book the sad thing was I had.
I just REALLY didn't have anything I did to put into it saying any hobbies etc. How depressing is that, a university might turn me down for being too boring D: I'm not even boring I just don't like everything everyone else does and I'm not sporty!

Oh well, I got my Biology Revision book that I lost yesterday, I reclaimed it from the random box where caretakers put all the stuff :D that's £7 not lost right there!
So yeah now I have 2-ish weeks off, I can't wait to do nothing all day ;] loljk.
Finally without the stress of homework or revising I can actually have fun for once! Joy oh joy!
Here's my lineup, wakeup around 7am, watch anime/dvds/tv all day, play games, talk to katy and msn peeps. GO TO SLEEP. THAT IS NOW MY DAY AND OH GOD I AM SO GLAD IT IS XD

Welp I think I better break it off there, I spent 3 hours 30 minutes in exams today so I didn't do anything AMAZINGLY interesting but I hope I've kept you from falling asleep at least.
Thanks for listening! ~ Panda Man xox


Linkage!
You are a Pirate!
A real pirate tale! Worth a watch!
Nah but honestly, Irish Ninja Doctors is where it's at!

1 comment:

A said...

Great story about Mr Hobbles. Sounds like a cool guy. Have fun while you're not on exams